colachampagnedad:

thiskidterry:

notnando:

imsoshive:

cum:

drankinwatahmelin:

fuks:

drakesideheaux:

Y'all made it seem like drinking 8 cups of water was supposed to cure my depression y'all r all liars

drink more water

coconut oil

cum

Suck a dick

black soap

eat ass

marisatomay:

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

ensyme:

forgiv me lord but i’m back on my bollocks innit..

krabby-kronicle:

etheartist26:

ginger-ale-official:

writing-prompt-s:

In this world where oxygen is limited and you have to pay the government for every breath you take, breathable air is produced using huge machines. One day, on your way to work, something green catches your eye. A plant.

Fuck off

This is literally just the 2012 Lorax.

voidmutt:

southernsideofme:

Hose sucked in by fire Tornado

i cant tell which is my favorite part. the frantic pulling of the hose as its getting sucked into the sky like a spaghetti noodle, the random “OH YEAH BABY!”, or the guy just chuckin a rock into the fire tornado at the end as if that’s gonna show it who’s boss

teathattast:

awaken